SATURDAY, MARCH 13th | 12:00 PM

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The Parade

 

Join us in beautiful Downtown Enterprise to celebrate the World's Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade. Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day! In Enterprise, Alabama we have been specializing in Shenanigans since 1993, by hosting the only single-person parade.  Each year the Chamber opens up applications to nominate your favorite hometown Irishman (or Irishwoman) to be honored as the Grand Marshal of the World's Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade!  

 

The Grand Marshal delights spectators with a festive march down the Irish Isle while waving the over-sized Irish flag and dancing in merriment.  Okay - it's not the Irish Isle, it's E College Street, but it's every bit as magical! Costumes and Irish garb are not only allowed, but strongly encouraged.  

The Race

 

In 2018 we decided 15 minutes of fun just wasn't enough.  So we added the Half Pint 0.5K!  Immediately following the World's Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade, our illustrious Grand Marshal makes their way to the Start Line and waves the flag a few times more to signal the beginning of the most satisfying "race" of the year.  

 

The Half Pint 0.5K is a herculean test of athletic agility, strength, endurance... Okay - that's not true.  It's more like a brisk walk around the block - but it comes with cool swag and ends in a block party.  Plus, you can finally brag to all of your friends about completing your first "race" - and we even give you one of those pretentious decals to put on your car!

 

Virtual Registration

We understand that not everyone is available to attend in person, so we have decided to offer a VIRTUAL option this year.  You can race around your house 3 times, run to the mailbox and back, or just aggressively change the channel on your tv.  That's right! Now you can achieve the highest level of underachievement, AND still get the cool swag!! Sign up today, and we'll mail your swag by March 18, 2021. And we fully expect you to send us selfies of you crossing the finish line.

The Goodies

Register today! Together we will conquer the Half Pint 0.5K, a daunting 546 yard dash. You will receive a swag bag of goodies including a super cool t-shirt to remember the event, a super pretentious oval decal, super cool bottle opener, and more! As if that wasn't sweet enough, you also get free admittance to attend Half Pint Reception on S Conner Street by CrossFit FXT! Hydration in the form of fermentation will be provided for those 21 & over, with valid ID. We will have juice boxes and water for everyone else.

 

The Deadline

 

The deadline to be guaranteed a t-shirt and entire swag package is February 26.  Swag is limited and will be provided on a first come, first served basis to those signed up by the deadline.

***All participants are expected to have fun and comply with current State Health Orders and Guidelines.  Event subject to cancellation due to weather, State Health Order Amendments, and any other reason out of the Chamber's control.  If event is cancelled, all paid registrants will still be entitled to receive their swag bag; in this event you will be contacted with instructions.  

How Do I Sign Up?

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PRE-REGISTRATION HAS ENDED. SAME DAY REGISTRATION WILL OPEN AT 11:00 AM ON MARCH 13, 2021 AT THE COFFEE COUNTY COURTHOUSE. SWAG CANNOT BE GUARANTEED.

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